neofriend: maybe if i were born in a rich family i’d have the time to care about feelings
shigaretto: i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
gayme: gayme: LOUIS SHAVED HIS HEAD SORRY I MEANT LIAM THEY ALL WHITE
bindersfullofonedirection: this is the tragic tale of zayn malik’s unsuccessful quest to meet usher Read More
stylishirish: moeoftoe: do you ever have one friend that you keep wishing you weren’t friends with because you kind of feel they’re a douchebag to you sometimes but you’re still friends with them???
hahry: foreverblamingmanagement: hahry: hahry: HARRY WHAT ARE YOU SPREADING OUT his butt cheeks while Louis dives in
mrudolphs: wanted: boy who looks and acts exactly like seth meyers but is like twenty years younger and actually attainable musts: have a nice butt be willing to put face on my face
thevirginharry: nicole scherzinger runs @horse_ebooks
dogesexual: would you like to be my boyfriend a. yes b. hell yes
vvierd: i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous
monicagellar: (i want zayn to be my first blowjob and i) (want him to walk me through it and teach me to do what he likes) (and be my) (mr. miyagi) (of the d)
harrysfringe: someone should have fallen in love with me in summer 09 i was so cute wow i need to become that cute again
unicornwhores: and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
koishy: i hAVE TO PEE!!!!!!!! i scream in front of the computer as i continue to blog for the next two hours
darrynek: unsharpened pencils are pointless
curllyhead: literally my facial expression 800% of time